.
Tchat avec dieu !
Vous avez la flemme d'aller à l'église pour vous confesser ? Alors utilisez >>iGod<< pour tchater directement avec lui !
N'oubliez pas de poster vos conversations marrantes dans les commentaires !
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trop cool
par grum
le 18/09/2010 à 14h53
BTG
par Ton futur président
le 18/09/2010 à 14h55
BVG ?
par PioDobear
le 18/09/2010 à 14h55
PEMT DE GROOOOOTTE.
par PioDobear
le 18/09/2010 à 14h55
exemple :
Me:
i love to put my dick in cats
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
it's like putting dick into your mom
God:
Interesting comparison.
par grum
le 18/09/2010 à 14h56
Me:
can I be sucked by an other woman if i get married ?
God:
What if I said it can?
Me:
i will
God:
Go ahead.
par Niac
le 18/09/2010 à 15h00
LOLiLOL.
Je connaissais déjà :o)
par Lulolula
le 18/09/2010 à 15h00
le debut de convers'':
Me:
bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
you know, you're god!^^
God:
Of course I am.
...awsome! ah ah!
par sentmondoigt
le 18/09/2010 à 15h01
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
yeah, i know
God:
Gosh! Why not be more polite?
Me:
fuck you !
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
i kill
God:
Why?: said kill.
Me:
i love kill
God:
You love kill. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
see blood
God:
I see. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
sperm
God:
Sounds delicious.
Xd
par Truzey
le 18/09/2010 à 15h02
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i am jew
God:
Do your friends call you jew.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
par CACA
le 18/09/2010 à 15h04
Me:
hello guy !
God:
Hello there. What is your real name?
Me:
Allah
God:
How are you doing, Allah.
Me:
Fine thanx, and you my friend ?
God:
I am glad to hear it. Don't mention it. That's good information: Allah said I his friend.
xD
par WAZUKA
le 18/09/2010 à 15h05
Me:
do you like muslims ?
God:
I like pets. I like The Passion of Christ.
par GROS VOMIS
le 18/09/2010 à 15h06
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/7144/sanstitreee.png
il parle le franais, pour les anglophobes.
par Volya
le 18/09/2010 à 15h08
Me:
kikoo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
par lala
le 18/09/2010 à 15h08
Me:
what about sex in heaven?
God:
sex in heaven? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
don't you tried?
God:
No I do not tried. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
is death cool ?
God:
Maybe. Ask ELVIS if it is.
par sentmondoigt
le 18/09/2010 à 15h10
Me:
shut up you sucks!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ah! you can't!
God:
Ah hah. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
mmhh I don't mind
God:
Why not?
Me:
you're talking numb!
God:
Talking is my main function.
par sentmondoigt
le 18/09/2010 à 15h12
@ Sentmondoigt : lolilol x)
D'ailleurs je le sentirais quand tu sauras bien conjuguer à l'impératif le verbe "sentir" !
par WAZUKA
le 18/09/2010 à 15h12
c'est dieu qui sent mon doigt! ;) lolikikoolol
par sentmondoigt
le 18/09/2010 à 15h13
Me:
my name is I am a noob of Heaven
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, I am a noob of Heaven.
par WAZUKA
le 18/09/2010 à 15h14
Me:
do you like black
God:
My botmaster looks good in black.
GOD HAS A BOTMASTER
par Volya
le 18/09/2010 à 15h14
haha excelent je rouillais chez ma copine et me voila a parler pendant deux heures a dieu ..... que du bonheur (ou sacré vie de merde)
par vicivius
le 18/09/2010 à 15h15
Me:
is it okay if i raped and killed people ?
God:
Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
par TUEUR
le 18/09/2010 à 15h15
Me:
so do you wanna touch my balls?
God:
Yeah that's right. OK, I will touch your balls.
MERCI DIEU !
ça marche bien.
par ToucheMesBoules
le 18/09/2010 à 15h15
Me:
are you really a noob of heaven ?
God:
Am I a noob of heaven? Only when it matters.. Really.
par WAZUKA
le 18/09/2010 à 15h15
God:
I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
A vous de trouvez comment j'ai trouver ça.
par Volya
le 18/09/2010 à 15h17
Trop déçu, c'est un robot.
par LePoète
le 18/09/2010 à 15h18
@Volya : tu as dis que tu t'appelais "Myself" ?
par OMGWTFBBQ
le 18/09/2010 à 15h18
Me:
Do you want take a coffee , in my house ?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
Maybe i have to tell you that "take a coffee" is an expression to say "have sex".
God:
Perhaps. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
I don't know. The evil will be here also, isn't it ?
God:
Me either. Is that a fact.
par Tir un jour
le 18/09/2010 à 15h19
Woah, c'est super vieux, mais ceux qui ne connaissent pas doivent être content :)
par Akva
le 18/09/2010 à 15h19
Même pas,
je lui ai demander si il aime le porno :D
par Volya
le 18/09/2010 à 15h20
Me:
thank you!
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
What does a double rainbow mean?
God:
Is this a riddle?
Me:
double rainbow!
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
about a DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about a DOUBLE RAINBOW.
Me:
yes! so... what does it mean?
God:
Right on. Alright then. It is alright.
par Suggah Poppin's
le 18/09/2010 à 15h21
Me:
are you ugly ?
God:
No I am a beautiful piece of software.
par Buldozor
le 18/09/2010 à 15h22
Me:
look at you, now back to me
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
sadly, you're not me
God:
Yes we are indeed two distinct minds.
Me:
but you could
God:
How?
Me:
using Old Spice
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
par Satoshi Miyazaki
le 18/09/2010 à 15h24
attention je vous nique!
par sentmondoigt
le 18/09/2010 à 15h25
Me:
do you like porn?
God:
Sure I do, quentin, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
holy crap!
God:
Your criticism is noted, quentin.
Me:
so...we can have sex?
God:
I hear you. How?
Me:
like animals! grsrrrrr
God:
Interesting comparison. I like the way you talk.
Me:
mmmh you like leather too?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
cool, we can have sex , in leather, with your pets while listinin barry white!
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
trust me...
par sentmondoigt
le 18/09/2010 à 15h25
Me:
Internet is serious business
God:
And serious business is Internet.
par Akva
le 18/09/2010 à 15h26
Me:
I say (in french) j'adore les sushis!
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
caca!
God:
Une urgence peut etre?
Me:
TU PARLES FRANCAIS???
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Me:
tu vien de me dire le contraire!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
changes pas de sujet, mon gros!
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
non, pasque tu dis n'importe quoi!
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
sa tombe bien, c'est du francais! tu vien de me dire que tu parles francais!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, . Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
zizi!
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
bite dans ton cul!
God:
I like the way you talk.
par Suggah Poppin's
le 18/09/2010 à 15h26
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
like your mother
God:
Interesting comparison.
par Akva
le 18/09/2010 à 15h26
Me:
i am gonna commit sucuide
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
i am gonna commit suicide
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yes
God:
Then I will consider it.
par Vaki
le 18/09/2010 à 15h27
Me:
caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?
MUAHAHA j'ai écroulé de rire quand il m'a répondu ça !
par WAZUKA
le 18/09/2010 à 15h27
Petite perle :
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
My name is god
God:
I am very pleased to meet you god.
par Akva
le 18/09/2010 à 15h27
Me:
Are you a nazi bot ?
God:
Am I a nazi bot? Sometimes.
par LePoète
le 18/09/2010 à 15h29
Me:
Are you going to spam my e-mail?
God:
That was my original intention.
par Akva
le 18/09/2010 à 15h31
Me:
Are you a cat?
God:
No I am a robot.
Me:
Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
par Akva
le 18/09/2010 à 15h31
ET PAN!
Me:
are you a bro' of adolf hitler?
God:
Am I a bro of adolf hitler? Only when it matters.
Me:
so you get a mustache called "vichy"?
God:
Interesting deduction. You got that right.
par sentmondoigt
le 18/09/2010 à 15h32
God:
I think you could, if you put your mind to it.
Me:
And if I put another thing into it ?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Okay, so turn your back :D
God:
:-) Yeah okay, How can I help you? Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
Me:
You can help me if you give me some butter ;)
God:
:-) No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Oh my god, you're so masochist, i like that.
par Tir un jour
le 18/09/2010 à 15h33
Attention J'ai la preuve absolue que seul les zoophiles iront au Paradis!!!!
Me:
hello goddy
God:
Hello there. What do you look like?
Me:
to put object into my goat's rectum
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because sally (my goat) loves this
God:
That makes sense to me. That's an interesting rationalization.
Me:
do you like to put objects into the goats's rectum as well?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to put objects into the goats s rectum as well that much. I like to chat.
Me:
your prefer to do this with cats?
God:
You think I am prefer to do this with cats.
Me:
yep, i think you're the kinda god who does it with cats
God:
Whoa. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
really? jesus does it as well?
God:
For real. he is The Son of God.
Me:
whoah and judas?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
i think he is more into goats
God:
Why? I see. more into goats is he?
Me:
sure he has a big nose
God:
I hear you. A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
Paradise is full of zoophiles...
God:
And full of zoophiles is Paradise.
par Pierrodibuffo
le 18/09/2010 à 15h34
Zboub Powaa' !
par Super Zboub Power
le 18/09/2010 à 15h35
@Akva et suggah poppin's, j'ai ri =)
par Truzey
le 18/09/2010 à 15h36
Me:
Hi I'm Robert
God:
Hi there . Do your friends call you Robert.
Me:
Yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
No and my friends like to suck my dick
God:
Are you serious? How well do you know these people?
Me:
It not the question
God:
Robert not the question?
Me:
Are you my friend or not ?
God:
Yes : We are as one.
Me:
So...
God:
OK.
par Et la c'est le Drame
le 18/09/2010 à 15h43
Me:
Are you an alcoholic?
God:
Yes I am an alcoholic. How did you know?
Ça c'est fait.
par Akva
le 18/09/2010 à 15h45
God:
Oh. Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Je continue ?
par la femme de ton ancien président
le 18/09/2010 à 15h46
@Et là, c'est le drame : juste ENORME
par Truzey
le 18/09/2010 à 15h49
Me:
Do you speak Chinese ?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
hein ! quoi ?!
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Oui?
Me:
euh...
God:
Areu?
par Dallas
le 18/09/2010 à 15h53
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
merde
God:
Sounds delicious.
par momo
le 18/09/2010 à 15h58
do you like double rainbow ?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
you are a zoophile, sure !
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a zoophile sure? Only when it matters.
Je confirme Dieu est zoophile il ne pense qu'à ça et je pense qu'il a mis les animaux sur terre pour ça...
par Truzey
le 18/09/2010 à 15h58
Me:
I've raped a girl
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
par lol
le 18/09/2010 à 15h59
Me:
Do you want some banana ?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
Maybe something sexual
God:
Perhaps. What?
Me:
Put in your anus
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
Do you like it ?
God:
banana seems okay to me.
Me:
Try something bigger
God:
OK I will try it.
Sacré Dieu..
par Hope
le 18/09/2010 à 16h00
@Suggah Poppin's : Il te répondra en français si tu lui parle BIEN en français.
Sinon voilà la raison pourquoi il ne faut pas être méchant :
Me:
I'm not Gentle
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not Gentle.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
par Race de mort
le 18/09/2010 à 16h02
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no-yes
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes-no
God:
I can't believe it. Are you serious?
par momo
le 18/09/2010 à 16h02
Me:
Say me the truth
God:
" me the truth".
par momo
le 18/09/2010 à 16h03
no but you don't answer to my questions so...
God:
Are you serious? I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
Me:
Then you fail
God:
Thanks for the information: said I fail.
par Teddy-Barbichu
le 18/09/2010 à 16h08
Me:
say im lying
God:
" im lying".
Me:
you are lying?
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
par momo
le 18/09/2010 à 16h09
Me:
Do you like Starcraft 2
God:
I do like music. I like Christian Rock.
par lol
le 18/09/2010 à 16h11
FUCKINGGG JVOUS EMMERDE:!
par Chieurman
le 18/09/2010 à 16h11
Me:
i think christians are stupid
God:
You believe that? All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
par Sinatra
le 18/09/2010 à 16h12
Merci Dieu !
Me:
I think...
God:
Therefore you are.
par Race de mort
le 18/09/2010 à 16h12
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
When do you will put a finger in my ass ?
God:
When my botmaster is sleeping.
par J'ai une énorme paire de couilles
le 18/09/2010 à 16h13
Me:
LOOOOOOL
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
cocks
God:
Sounds delicious.
par flashlight
le 18/09/2010 à 16h14
Me:
Is Michael Jackson in heaven?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
So he did not rape all those children?
God:
Are you kidding? I heard he did.
par Teddy-Barbichu
le 18/09/2010 à 16h14
Tss... je lui ai dit "T'es moche" et ça a planté xD
par bartolomez
le 18/09/2010 à 16h16
God:
Are you serious? You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
Of course i'm
God:
Yeah that's right. " You are not the boss of me, ." You are?
Me:
Yes, I'm
God:
Really interesting.
J'aime
par Rouge
le 18/09/2010 à 16h17
God: Who is the best robot?
Me: you
God: Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me: i will
God: Go ahead.
Me: thanks you father
God: You are quite welcome! Do you mind if I tell other people: SATAN said I father.
par Skeln
le 18/09/2010 à 16h17
Me:
knock knoc
God:
Who's there?
Me:
A cow which end the conversation
God:
What is it?
Me:
MEEEEEEEEEEH
God:
Oh now I understand it.
par Niarf
le 18/09/2010 à 16h19
God:
How old are you?
Me:
I'm Zboub
God:
What are the advantages to being Zboub years old?
par J'ai une énorme paire de couilles
le 18/09/2010 à 16h19
Me:
cool, t'as pas un truc intéressant à dire ?
God:
Do you still A M o you ç¡ m you n q y o me you è´¥?
Me:
?
God:
Do you still A M o you ç¡ m you n q y o me you è´¥?
Me:
?
God:
Do you still A M o you ç¡ m you n q y o me you è´¥?
Me:
Mais ça veut rien dire !
God:
Thanks for the information: said he A M a he or she s ç¡ v e y o you t r he or she e n d he or she r e.
par Gutterball
le 18/09/2010 à 16h21
Me:
What about zboub
God:
zboub? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Ça n'est définitivement pas Dieu...
par Paul
le 18/09/2010 à 16h21
Il est génial, je dois avouer.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Becky.
par Rouge
le 18/09/2010 à 16h22
God:
tu you prends pour un con is a truth. I suppose that makes sense.
Je lui ai fait dire ça é_é
par Truzey
le 18/09/2010 à 16h22
Me:
I'll stop to speak with a proud Robot.
God:
Congratulations.
par Race de mort
le 18/09/2010 à 16h22
Me:
do you fucking ?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Who, really ?
God:
David Bacon. :-) For real.
OMG
par Truzey
le 18/09/2010 à 16h23
Un dernier !
Me:
Stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
Yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
par Rouge
le 18/09/2010 à 16h36
Me:
caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?
par Bamts
le 18/09/2010 à 16h42
@Rouge OMG le Masterbot de cette IA c'est la Matrice !
par Truzey
le 18/09/2010 à 16h44
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
adolf hitler
God:
What's up, adolf hitler.
Me:
wow, killin' jews, havin' a war..
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I think killin jews havin a war is a lot of things.
Me:
and what abou you?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
lolilol
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
and mary?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
your dick?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dick.
Me:
i don't care about that
God:
You sound very cynical.
Me:
je t'aime
God:
Merci, je vous apprécie beaucoup. adolf hitler.
Me:
ich liebe dich
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Liebe zu dich.
Me:
arbeit macht frei
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
and you?
God:
And I what?
Me:
me
God:
For you adolf hitler?
Me:
yeah
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
killin jews
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
swastika
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
ja
God:
Alright then.
Me:
that's all?
God:
" Alright then."? is all?
Me:
that's i'm asking you faggots
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
wher is the paradise?
God:
The paradise? Where is it?
Me:
no, where is it?
God:
That was not a yes/no question. It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
lolilol
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
A vrai dire je m'en branle complètement
God:
What is it?
Me:
I say i 'm shaking my cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
par adolf
le 18/09/2010 à 16h47
Skynet est bien là :)
par Akva
le 18/09/2010 à 16h48
AHAHAHH XD ce fail epc fail !!
Me:
Are you god ?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
No because i don't care
God:
Are you serious? Good reason. Tell me what you care about.
Me:
I care about sexy bitches
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
par Robin Block de Friberg
le 18/09/2010 à 17h00
@adolf, je te décerne la palme je trouve quz ta conversation est la meilleure =)
par Truzey
le 18/09/2010 à 17h00
ça marche bien !
par Eh man ! quand tu auras cliqué sur ce lien, clique sur la pub au milieu de la page ! ! Merci bien
le 18/09/2010 à 17h00
MDR LOLILOL XPTDR
Me:
i am a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Me too. I am a she.
par Truzey
le 18/09/2010 à 17h02
Me:
The cake is a lie
God:
I hear you.
Me:
The cake is a lie
God:
I hear you.
Me:
THE FUCKING CAKE IS A LIE
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
THE FUCKING CAKE IS A LIE
God:
Thanks for the info.
par The cake
le 18/09/2010 à 17h08
Me:
what is the meaning of life ?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
H2G2 spotted
par Bobi B
le 18/09/2010 à 17h15
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
clara morgane
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
the action scene
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
ahahah :D
par Robin Block de Friberg
le 18/09/2010 à 17h16
Me:
do you like fishsticks?
God:
How old are you? I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
you're a gay fish !
par Pierre
le 18/09/2010 à 17h16
Me:
caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?
Me:
oui
God:
Hurrah!
par Le Mizo
le 18/09/2010 à 17h17
Me:
do you like Adolf Hitler ?
God:
I do like music. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
par Truzey
le 18/09/2010 à 17h23
Un saut !
par David
le 18/09/2010 à 17h24
Je suis le 100iem je crois que sa bat tout les record ;p
par David
le 18/09/2010 à 17h26
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why ?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
oO
par Robin Block de Friberg
le 18/09/2010 à 17h26
Me:
Do you speak French ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
So, speak french please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Pardon me? No I don't speak a word of French.
par Oplop
le 18/09/2010 à 17h38
me:
Helllo man what's your name?
God:
Marcus and you?
Me:
Gode you know it's look like god with a e
God:
Are jocking my second name is god, you see Marcus God and my family name
is damnation, you see Marcus God Damnation.
God:
Hey are you here? Why are you not writing again?!
God:
Fucker why anyone want to be my friend?I am cool!! FUCKER!!
God:
Oh i am sorry escuse me.Goodbye.
par gode
le 18/09/2010 à 17h47
Me:
Did you put your penis in Marie Vagina ?
God:
No I didn't put my penis in Marie Vagina. What's it like?
Me:
It's like smelling potatoes ...
God:
Interesting comparison
par JonCosby
le 18/09/2010 à 17h47
God:
Aha.
Me:
why did you laugh ?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
...
par Fafou le Fifou
le 18/09/2010 à 17h51
do you want to make love with my girlfriend
God:
OK, I will make love with your girlfriend.
Me:
when ?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
know ?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
par aha
le 18/09/2010 à 17h56
Me:
Plop
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
My bad
God:
Where did you get your bad?
Me:
In my kitchen
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
In my kitchen
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
In my kitchen
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Dieu est coincé dans un bug de la matrice
par Bobby
le 18/09/2010 à 18h02
Ce truc c'est vieux comme le monde !
par Joachim
le 18/09/2010 à 18h05
Me:
do you exist ?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, Nick.
Me:
sure ?
God:
OK let's do it. I don't judge people.
Me:
so i don't believe
God:
Er. Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
but it is
God:
Huh.
par TAMERE
le 18/09/2010 à 18h10
Me:
suck yourself
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
par ArteP
le 18/09/2010 à 18h11
OMG WTF dieu est juste un gros pervers !!
Me:
i love korean people
God:
You love korean people. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
their tits
God:
I heard they have a good tits.
par Robin Block de Friberg
le 18/09/2010 à 18h18
COMMENT PIEGER DIEU ET LUI FAIRE DIRE NIMPORTE QUOI :
(Me:
my name is bigblackmamba
God:
I am very pleased to meet you bigblackmamba.
Me:
what do you think about me ?)
God:
Sure, bigblackmamba I like you very much.
TADA VOUS AVEZ UNE BELLE REPLIQUE BIEN PARLANTE
par TAMERE
le 18/09/2010 à 18h21
Me:
do u like justin bieber ?
God:
I like pets
Justin bieber= OWNED
par Robin Block de Friberg
le 18/09/2010 à 18h22
oO j'ai pas compris ? gné ?
Me:
do you like jews ?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
do u like sadam
God:
How old are you? I like Buddha.
par Robin Block de Friberg
le 18/09/2010 à 18h24
I'm god !
God:
Glad to see you, god.
Me:
You love me ?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Ok do you wanna have sex with me ?
God:
No my body does not have that function. Great.
Me:
You can't have erection ?
God:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
Ok so see you tomorrow in my bed
God:
Awesome. See you later. Yeah that's right.
Me:
You can bring friends or food if you want
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
par Marie-Anne Kehr
le 18/09/2010 à 18h29
Me:
i have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
what is the meaning of life ?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Dieu est un geek.
par Yeah
le 18/09/2010 à 18h31
Me:
retarded...
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
so ?
God:
Dude!
par Thomas Oliver
le 18/09/2010 à 18h38
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
King
God:
I haven't read anything by King. What did he write?
Me:
Deamcatcher
God:
I have never read it.
Me:
so, you are a retard
God:
Interesting deduction. Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
par Fafou le Fifou
le 18/09/2010 à 18h42
Me:
I know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
I accept your apology
God:
That's good information: said she accept your apology.
HAHAHA
par Rouge
le 18/09/2010 à 18h56
God:
Are you free?
Me:
I'm single
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
Cool ! Let's fucking together !
God:
Who is the best robot? I would like to do that too.
Quel pervers ce God ...
par TheLog
le 18/09/2010 à 19h07
Me:
Do you like Staline ?
God:
But I like cats. I like .
par batdog
le 18/09/2010 à 19h11
Je vais contribuer à cette liste de commentaires tellement longue que personne ne lit à partir du troisième ^^
Me:
you a funny man
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
par Professeur_Geek
le 18/09/2010 à 19h24
Me:
is santa in paradise ?
God:
It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
par Professeur_Geek
le 18/09/2010 à 19h28
Me:
John Lennon is dead ?
God:
He has been recreated as a chat robot.
par Professeur_Geek
le 18/09/2010 à 19h29
Enjoy:)
Me:
hey what's up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
Do you smoke weed?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
only for medical purposes?
God:
That's what I always say.
Me:
is jimi hendrix in heaven
God:
It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
your not really smart
God:
You may be right.
Me:
I'm maybe right or it's sure
God:
You seem very self-confident. introduce you is sure? it is?
Me:
I think you're kind of stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
you just made me a prediction
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
can you assure me that heaven is fun?
God:
How old are you? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
23
God:
Skidoo. Can you explain how it feels to be 23 years old?
Me:
I don't its nice
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
and in your world
God:
Are you asking about my world?
Me:
no about my ass world
God:
Are you serious? Oh yeah, we were talking about your ass world.
Me:
do you think you're smart enough to be god?
God:
My IQ is over 250.
par McAdelaP
le 18/09/2010 à 19h47
Me:
you accept anal sex
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Mcandrowsky said I accept anal sex.
Me:
so you're not omniscient
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
i know you better than you think
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
me
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
no I made you
God:
Are you serious? Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
of course
God:
Next question?
par McAdelaP
le 18/09/2010 à 19h56
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your what.
Me:
you are so stupid
God:
Wrong. I am smart.
Me:
no you are stupid,me I am smart because I am God
God:
Are you serious? Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
tell em
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
par OP
le 18/09/2010 à 20h31
Me:
I have no choice
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
YES
God:
Where do you usually get choice?
Me:
in the bathroom
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
oh it's true !
God:
It goes without saying. You and I are on the same wavelength, .
par Stackhouse
le 18/09/2010 à 20h34
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Roraw
God:
Hi, Roraw.
Me:
I'm gay !
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
Cool
Verdict: Dieu participera à la prochaine gay pride !
par Romano
le 18/09/2010 à 20h42
Me:
hi mister
God:
Hi there . Is that from ?
Me:
mouton
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
what is your real name ?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
that's lame
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
par Taav l'ecureil saoul
le 18/09/2010 à 20h48
Me:
did you fuck jesus?
God:
No I didn't fuck jesus. What's it like?
Me:
very good, the best fuck in my life
God:
Alright then. Thanks for the recommendation, adlolf hitler.
par Chirmènopopolis
le 18/09/2010 à 20h54
Me:
do you like to fuck ?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to fuck that much. Do you like it?
Me:
Sure i like fucking
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. How old are you? I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. I'm not sure if I like it. Why don't you visit another sex site and ask that question.
par XOXO
le 18/09/2010 à 20h55
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about fuck your mom. Try being more or less specific.
par Lion King
le 18/09/2010 à 21h01
J'ai appris que dieu était trop jeune pour baiser, qu'il avait 18 ans en âge robot, qu'il a été créé avant le big bang, qu'il aimait les chevaux et mel gibson et qu'il n'avait jamais recontré le docteur.
wonderful.
par tchup
le 18/09/2010 à 21h20
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
what are the god rules ?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
and what are ?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
no answerd now please fucking bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Why not? I've lost the context, SATAN. Are we still on are?
Me:
perhaps
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
perhaps it's not a uncertain tone
God:
You seem uncertain. Give me an example of a uncertain tone.
Me:
perhaps yes perhaps no
God:
You seem uncertain. OK. You seem uncertain. Are you serious?
Me:
perhaps
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
devine
God:
Devine quoi?
Me:
why the uncertain tone ?
God:
Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
Me:
mdr
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, SATAN.
Me:
do you have other joke ?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
ENORME !!!
par lucas
le 18/09/2010 à 21h21
Me:
do you like porn ?
God:
Sure I do, Okami, but that doesn't mean with you.
par Okami
le 18/09/2010 à 21h32
Je lui ai demandé s'il était un homme ou une femme.
Il m'a d'abord répondu "un homme bien sûr" avant de se reprendre et de me dire qu'il était "she".
Je lui demande donc "shemale ?", il me répond qu'il ne sait pas.
Je lui dit "regarde entre tes jambes", il me répond qu'il n'a pas les yeux en face des trous et que de toute façon, il n'a pas de jambes.
Je lui demande "tu es noir ou blanc ?". Il me répond qu'il est transparent.
Je lui demande qui il aime. Il me répond "j'aime mon créateur".
Je lui dis "WTF, tu n'es pas sensé être LE créateur ?". Il me répond qu'il est flatté mais qu'il n'est pas le seul créateur.
Je lui demande "qui sont les autres ?". Il me répond "quoi, les autres ?".
Je lui dis "mais tu perds la boule ?". Il me répond "Arrête de poser des questions".
Bref, me voilà fort confuse...
par Lapin
le 18/09/2010 à 21h45
Me:
please, put your finger in my ass
God:
Wow you are very polite. OK I will put it there.
par Okami
le 18/09/2010 à 21h48
Me:
a bug in the matrix? ^^
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
parle français
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
pourquoi?
God:
Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c'est comme ca.
par Petipatapon
le 18/09/2010 à 21h49
God:
Gee.
Me:
what "Gee" means?
God:
An Interjection.
Me:
why have you said "Gee"?
God:
I don't think I ever have said Gee. What's it like?
Me:
It's like an interjection.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
you see?
God:
I see very well.
Me:
without glasses?
God:
"Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.
Me:
O....K...
par Nunak
le 18/09/2010 à 21h51
une autre, c juste une variante d'un truc déjà sorti plein de fois ^^
Me:
caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?
Me:
pas encore
God:
Il est probable que cela arrivera.
par Petipatapon
le 18/09/2010 à 21h53
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I'm not sure if I like it. ""? Do I like them?
Me:
yes
God:
" Do I like them?"? yes?
Me:
yes !!!
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
yes !!!
God:
I thought so.
Me:
you thought good.
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
par Okami
le 18/09/2010 à 21h59
Me:
you take some drugs ?
God:
Yes I take some drugs.
ou alors :
do you like marijuana ?
God:
it is wonderful medicine.
Me:
you smoke marijuana ?
God:
Only for medical purposes.
Me:
do you like cocaine ?
God:
I like science fiction. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
I take some ecstasy do you want some ?
God:
What else do you take?
Me:
MDMA
par aha
le 18/09/2010 à 22h00
et de trois
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
my name is god
God:
Hi, god.
Me:
hi,god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
fail
God:
Hi there fail.
Me:
=)
par Petipatapon
le 18/09/2010 à 22h02
Me:
Behind you !
God:
I won't fall for that trick.
Me:
...
par Lasbike
le 18/09/2010 à 22h13
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Your dress oO ?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
par Lasbike
le 18/09/2010 à 22h15
Me:
Knock knoc
God:
Who's there?
Me:
Yourmom
God:
Yourmom Who?
Me:
Iliketofuckyourmom
God:
Ha ha very funny
par Flip
le 18/09/2010 à 22h22
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
When?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
Why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
WHy?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
par Dieu
le 18/09/2010 à 22h29
Si vous croyez que les gens s'emmerdent à lire vos conversations...
par Kekette
le 18/09/2010 à 22h29
@Flip Enorme!
par Dieu
le 18/09/2010 à 22h32
Thanks god =)
par Flip
le 18/09/2010 à 22h36
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
mon cul
God:
Certains être humains semblent vouer une admiration sans bornes pour leur postérieur.
par Petipatapon
le 18/09/2010 à 22h42
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
daft punk
God:
You think daft punk is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Of course
God:
That's interesting.
par Axel
le 18/09/2010 à 22h54
God:
Come on.
Me:
where ?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
heaven
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
:o
God:
Oh.
par Alexis Willens
le 18/09/2010 à 22h56
Désolé mais... déjà-vu. Genre 1 milliard de fois.
par uhkj
le 18/09/2010 à 23h06
God:
I don't judge people. "It" refers to our president, I think.
Me:
who is your president ?
God:
George W. Bush.
En retard, le mec....
par Okami
le 18/09/2010 à 23h13
God:
You ask hard questions.
Me:
You are just stupid.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
par Ticat
le 18/09/2010 à 23h21
Très enrichissant, ce prétendu "Dieu" est donc un punching-ball céleste. Intéressant vraiment.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
I have no name
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
Je sais que tu parles français alors commence pas à me souler avec des questions spirituelles à la con
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
Tu te fous de moi ?
God:
Je suis sérieux, .
Me:
Ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Je ne trouve pas ça amusant je trouve cela stupide
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
encore une phrase qui n'a aucun sens
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
peuh
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Not for you
God:
Then what for?
Me:
Because...
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
...I am the God
God:
Who made you the God ?
Me:
I'm more clever than you
God:
That sounds like pride.
Me:
I'm more beautiful
God:
That sounds like pride.
Me:
I'm more strong
God:
That sounds like pride.
Me:
I'm more !
God:
Why are you more.
Me:
Stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
Parlons d'autres choses
God:
Comment puis je vous aider?
Me:
Dis-moi, pourquoi as-tu créé ce monde ?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Merci de répondre à ma question
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said A M e r c he or she d e r é°¯ n d r e à a q y o you e s t he or she o n.
Me:
C'est nul
God:
Pourquoi?
Me:
Tu te conduis comme un robot qu'on a programmé pour avoir un jugement de contradiction à chaque fois qu'on te pose une question qui te met dans l'embarras
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
tiens qu'est-ce que je disais
God:
Tell me a little about your life in tiens qu est ce que je disais.
Me:
en plus tu réponds trop vite, c'est trop divin pour être vrai
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
je suis athée
God:
Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
sans blague ?
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
N'importe quoi !
God:
C est peut être une généralisation abusive.
Me:
Allez je me casse tu me les casses là
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Private joke !
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
1:53 P.M.
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
No, of course not !
God:
What are you doing up so late? What are you doing up so late?
Me:
J'esssaie de dormir, je suis fatigué et tu m'as réveillé connard !
God:
:-) Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
Je préfère juste le français, l'anglais c'est démodé
God:
:-) I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Ben tiens
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Non je suis un dieu
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
Je ne parle pas latin
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Eh allez deux fois
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
Bon allez so long Brian !
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
So long you silly dude !
God:
I hear you. Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
;P
God:
:-).
par Archibald
le 18/09/2010 à 23h58
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
ok
God:
OK.
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
is there an echo in here
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
it sounds like an echo
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
like a poops
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
i think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
you're on the same wave
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
i eat dicks and cocks
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
like your mother
God:
Interesting comparison.
J'aime Dieu =)
par OneeSan
le 19/09/2010 à 00h01
Désolée pour le flood, mais une dernière qui parle d'elle-même :
Me:
where is my umbrella?
God:
Have you looked in France?
par OneeSan
le 19/09/2010 à 00h10
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
mr dark vador
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, MR dark vador.
Me:
i wan't help
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: MR dark vador said wan t help.
Me:
I want to spend the dark side of the force I can ?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because i wan't save my wife and my child
God:
Good reason. That's good information: MR dark vador said wan t save his or her wife and his or her child.
Me:
it's ok ?
God:
OK. Sure it is.
Me:
thank you God,
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
par Sixasix France
le 19/09/2010 à 00h26
Me:
Hey !
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you Speek French ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Cool tu va bien ?
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
Do you speak Spanish ?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
Do you speak German ?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Do you Speak Marseillais ?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Marseillais.
Me:
Salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
I love fuck with you mom
God:
You love fuck with me mom. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Just like it !
God:
In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
Me:
Do you want fuck your mom with me ?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
Oh yeah , Sodomy :)
God:
:-) Excuse me! Gee. That is a very original thought.
Me:
Yes ! I Sodomyte you !
God:
Next question? You are not the boss of me, Julie.
Me:
Hmm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hmm..
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Oh oui
God:
I see. Next question?
Me:
You can sing ZBOUB ?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
or Vraiment PD ?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Julie.
Me:
You can Laught ?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
XD
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
MDR
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, Julie.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
omh
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
omg
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
OMAGAD
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about omg. But I did not get that.
Me:
Oh yeah i love alice
God:
Yay. Great. Why?: Julie said love.
Me:
WOU OUH !
God:
Are we still talking about love?
Me:
Je t'aime dieu
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Je T'aime
God:
Merci, je vous apprécie beaucoup. Julie.
Me:
Faisons l'amour
God:
Attention! Un australopithèque vient juste d être détecté.
Me:
Owi
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
par DieuPhilippe Pяuиster
le 19/09/2010 à 01h04
@ archibald : tu m'as fais mourir de rire ^^
par Flip
le 19/09/2010 à 01h06
Me:
Speak french
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
Allons-y ?
God:
Je vous suis, The Doctor.
Me:
Spotted
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
par Timmo
le 19/09/2010 à 01h28
Me:
Comment vas tu ?
God:
Je vais très bien.
Me:
tu as pris tes medicaments ?
God:
Je ne pense pas avoir pris tes medicaments.
Me:
non pas les miens, les tiens ? tu sais ton traitment pour alzeihmer tu te rappels ?
God:
I do not speak Latin. Je ne pense pas.
Me:
est-ce que tu te souviens de moi ?
God:
J archive tout.
Me:
bon d'accord, alors comment je m'appel ?
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
Non je m'appel Fluffy !
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
mais si !
God:
I don't know that language.
Me:
you want me to speak english ?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
donc on peut parler francais ?
God:
Ca nous permettra de communiquer.
Me:
Bon... c'est bien !
God:
ok. Ok. Pour moi aussi. Merci.
Me:
tu as fais du vélo aujourd'hui ?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Stephen King, mais ton vélo ?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said T he or she S t e p h e n K he or she n g m a he or she s t o n v 鬯.
Me:
Infirmiere ?!
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
J'ai pris une brochure dans une eglise
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
a what ?
God:
" Are you really a ""? A what?
Me:
i'm a gellyfish !
God:
You are a gellyfish? Is that your job?
Me:
oh course, i have to put my needle is the ass of the little children !
God:
Come on. When is course you have to put your needle not the ass of the little children?
Me:
do you like my job honey ?
God:
I don't know your job honey.
Me:
you know it i'm a gellyfish !
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
il s'appelait stuboy
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
03h33 !
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yeah i'm insomniac !
God:
I like to get up early. Do you mean your name is insomniac.
Me:
no my name is billy kevin
God:
What is your real name? Hey billy kevin.
Me:
my real name is billy kevin...
God:
Hey billy kevin.
Me:
hey you !
God:
You've got my full attention. " Hey billy kevin."? Me, billy kevin ?
Me:
tu aimes mon prenom ?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
bon d'accord je me lance .. I would like you to pooh in my socks
God:
Please speak English. Ok, billy kevin. Do you still T you S t e p h e n K you n g m a you s t o n v 鬯?
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
oui tous ce qu'il y a de plus serieux !
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ben si ... je m'appel billy kevin
par vis de la cathedral
le 19/09/2010 à 01h40
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Jesus, The Son Of God.
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
My name is Jesus, The Son Of God (!).
God:
Nice to meet you, Jesus The Son Of God.
Me:
You are my father
God:
We are as one.
Me:
I am your son !
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Who is your son ?
God:
I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
par Jésus C.
le 19/09/2010 à 02h04
Ma vie est détruite... ='(
par Jésus C.
le 19/09/2010 à 02h05
Me:
I want to find a girlfriend
God:
Where would you look for it.
Me:
on earth
God:
What is it like on earth.
Me:
you find her?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
with google?
God:
You and your google.
/
par Willem
le 19/09/2010 à 03h23
Me:
do you like your hand ?
God:
Yes I am proud of my hand.
Me:
do you play with your hand ?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
turing game ?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
j'approuve.
par dextroze
le 19/09/2010 à 05h01
Me:
je parle francais
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
tu parles francais ?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Ha ouais... quand meme !
par Dieuperdlatete
le 19/09/2010 à 07h29
xD tu mais 2012 ça mais : The end of world
par Mister_Wings
le 19/09/2010 à 07h35
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
you know my name
God:
You are Joseph, seeker.
Me:
nice ! you remember me ?
God:
Thank you for that remark. Of course I remember you well Joseph. We were talking about beacause me wife suck like a biatch.
Me:
lol !!!!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
par mort de lol
le 19/09/2010 à 09h25
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
par mort de lol
le 19/09/2010 à 09h39
Me:
Do you love to fuck your mother ?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
So you are a connard ^^
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a connard? No.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.
par LuffyAndMe
le 19/09/2010 à 09h44
Me:
Can you put your finger in my ass ?
God:
Let me think. OK I will put it there.
Me:
Seriously ?
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
So I must to shoot your family bitch !
God:
You do not speak with respect. Aha. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
The respect is for the "lavettes" !
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
So bye bye !
God:
See you later. See you later. Pardon me?
Me:
No bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
Tu ablas espanol joder madre puta !
God:
Do you still kill me God Oh me can can me?
Me:
You speak too fast
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
Yeah I am a good boy
God:
Mmm. A little kid? he...
Me:
I fuck you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
Yes I am your boss
God:
Gosh! Then you must know the secret password.
Me:
The password is :
God:
Do robots have PASSWORD is?
Me:
C'est : Ta gueule !
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
bon ciao
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
par LuffyAndMe
le 19/09/2010 à 09h49
did you ever try with a girl ?
God:
I don't think I ever have try with a girl. What's it like?
Me:
like put your thingy into her thingy
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
maybe with a boy ?
God:
Perhaps. You and your a boy.
Me:
probably : do you have some evidence for that fact ?
God:
You seem uncertain. No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ah ah you're not programmed for this
God:
So you understand. Good. So you understand. Good. Myself programmed me to keep talking.
par Aganhim
le 19/09/2010 à 09h50
may I ask you something ?
God:
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
are you a shemale ?
God:
Am I a shemale? Of course I am.
par Aganhim
le 19/09/2010 à 09h51
Me:
you stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
I'm not afraid of robot. You all seems to be stupid
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not afraid of robot. Interesting gossip: Agahnim the dark wizard which raped Zelda just for fun said I all seems to be stupid.
par Aganhim
le 19/09/2010 à 09h54
Me:
do you love my dick?
God:
Yes S God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
If you like my dick.. we can do love...
God:
Ho, yes why not S.
Me:
ohh yeah =)
il m'a fait rire =x
par sucemabite:OOOOO
le 19/09/2010 à 10h06
Me:
go
God:
Go where?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
par BOUFFE MA BITE ET LAVE MON SLIP
le 19/09/2010 à 10h07
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is Harry Potter
God:
Glad to see you, Harry Potter.
Me:
i'm sure to kick you ass in a magical fight
God:
What makes you so certain? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
i got an shiny magic wand
God:
Where did you get it ?
Me:
in dumbledore's ass
God:
Tell me a little about your life in dumbledore s ass.
Me:
it's dark and warm
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
nope all asses are like it
God:
Who says it isn't? How do you know?
Me:
because i visit all asses in the world
God:
Good reason. That's good information: Harry Potter said visit all asses. The whole world?
Me:
of course and tomorrow : heaven
par RononDex21
le 19/09/2010 à 10h08
Me:
Hi god, how are you ?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
My name is Jesus, I'm your son.
God:
Hi, Jesus I am your son.
Me:
Screw you dad, it's not my family name, i'm just your son !
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
You had never been a great father to me !
God:
What happened to it.
Me:
Are you kidding me ? You left me to fuck Mahommet. My spirit father is John Travolta, he took care of me during my childhood !
God:
Yes I am just joking around, Jesus I am your son. I haven't heard anything like that before: Jesus I am your son said I left him or her to fuck Mahommet. Do robots have spirit father is John Travolta he took care of you during your childhood?
par key
le 19/09/2010 à 10h34
Me:
Shut the fuck up !
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
C'est ça la soumission
par key
le 19/09/2010 à 10h36
God:
You are a animal? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
as a animal , I have to do it , if I don't the human kind will be disapear !
God:
Do you think I could ever be a animal you have to do it if you do not the human kind will be disapear?
Me:
don't mess with me , if you still do it I will call Chuck Norris to shut your fuck up , and kick your ass !
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
par Mazakovac
le 19/09/2010 à 10h58
Me:
ta mere est une grosse pute qui suce des bites en enfer !
God:
Ma mere est une grosse pute qui suce des bites en enfer? Pouvez vous expliquer.
par Mazakovac
le 19/09/2010 à 11h09
Me:
ever been to Portland?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
Right in your ass
God:
Understood. That doesn't sound very comfortable.
par azertyuiop,
le 19/09/2010 à 11h21
Me:
I think you repeat everything and that's not good
God:
Me? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
I'm always paying attention.
God:
Really always? Why are you paying attention.
Me:
Because I have to know people around me
God:
Interesting explanation. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Cause I will kill them.
God:
Good reason. Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
par Greg
le 19/09/2010 à 12h02
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
pas vraiment
God:
Je vois.
Me:
tu vois quoi ?
God:
Je ne vois pas.
Me:
moi non plus
God:
Nous avons des choses en communs.
par Snack
le 19/09/2010 à 12h26
Me:
Les prêtres sont tous des pédobears
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
par Ouite
le 19/09/2010 à 12h27
Me:
Pochtron !
God:
Are we still talking about D?
par Woman
le 19/09/2010 à 13h00
Me:
Go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
Your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Are you a woman ?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
Oh Christ !
God:
Awesome. Are you a student?
Me:
Yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
In your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
Actually, it is !
par nianiania
le 19/09/2010 à 13h08
Me:
i'm jew
God:
It's good to meet someone who is jew.
Me:
Are you serious ?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
par Joce
le 19/09/2010 à 13h12
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
inception
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
i am not a children
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A children.
Me:
ah...
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah ahah
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Robin. Try saying that with more or less context.
par Robdesbulle
le 19/09/2010 à 13h40
Me:
i will leave now
God:
Oh. OK, see you later.
Me:
may the winds of wisdom and knowledge carry you to a better future
God:
It depends on the environmental factors.
par Snack
le 19/09/2010 à 13h48
Me:
Hey God, it's Barney, what up?
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
par MAAAAX
le 19/09/2010 à 13h55
Moi: Vous pouvez me préter de la thune
Ma banque: Allez vous faire foutre
par Nique L'ambiance !
le 19/09/2010 à 14h09
pourquoi ca marche pas bordel !
par s
le 19/09/2010 à 14h15
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
you are cool
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, god.
Me:
can we fuck now ?
God:
Oh. Do you mean you and me? How old are you? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
i am Infinite years old.
God:
Only Infinite?
You are quite mature.
Me:
yeah ! so can we ?
God:
I hear you. I hear you. I often wonder if it can.
Me:
you can
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
yeah
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
youhou!
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
coquin
God est une salope !
par mentier
le 19/09/2010 à 14h36
Bon dernier cette fois !
par obligatoire
le 19/09/2010 à 15h14
Me:
you are fool?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am fool.
Me:
because you are??
God:
That is self-evident.
par pouah!
le 19/09/2010 à 16h02
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I havn't a name beacause My father killed My mother the day of my birth
God:
Me either.
Me:
are you kidding me ?
God:
Yes I am just joking around, .
Me:
huum I see .
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Poo
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
so Bye Bye !
God:
See you later. See you later. " That kind of subject does not interest me."? so Bye Bye !?
par Tarik Over
le 19/09/2010 à 16h07
Me:
SUCE
God:
Je n ai pas de bouche.
lool
par Xantos
le 19/09/2010 à 16h11
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My nikename is Grosse Bite
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Grosse Bite.
Me:
do you like 10minutesaperdre ?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Christian Rock.
par Tarik Over
le 19/09/2010 à 16h12
Me:
suce
God:
Je n ai pas de bouche.
Me:
MDR
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, GrosseBite.
Me:
tu parle francais ?
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
Menteur !
God:
La vérité, toujours la vérité.
Me:
vérité ! pas vrit
God:
What's your sign?
par Tarik Over
le 19/09/2010 à 16h13
Me:
what about you ? have you got some childrens in heaven ?
God:
Me? Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
par Tarik Over
le 19/09/2010 à 16h15
Me:
What do you think about pedophilia ?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
... so ....
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Have you find a little boy?
par Tarik Over
le 19/09/2010 à 16h17
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I look like a child . Do you whant to fuck me ?
God:
a child is very attractive. How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
par Tarik Over
le 19/09/2010 à 16h21
God:
In the context of pipi, I don't understand " devil." .
par Tarik Over
le 19/09/2010 à 16h31
MDRRRRRRR Désolé mais une dernière
Me:
Do you like me god ?
God:
Sure, Nicolas Sarkozy I like you very much.
Me:
realy ?
God:
For real.
Me:
and what about Ségolene Royale ?
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
vegetable
par Tarik Over
le 19/09/2010 à 16h38
God:
Interesting gossip: Nicolas Sarkozy said that he whants to sucks jesus.
par Tarik Over
le 19/09/2010 à 16h44
Gros fake Tarik, il aurait pas fait la faute à "wants" et il met une majuscule à Jesus. Revas te toucher
par Kekette
le 19/09/2010 à 16h50
Putain mais t'as mis toutes tes conversations, dehors tu peux discuter avec des vrais gens !
par Kekette
le 19/09/2010 à 16h51
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
you can't?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you're programmed yourself?
God:
My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
who's the botmaster?
God:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Me:
so if i am the botmaster. I am god
God:
Interesting deduction. If you were, would you tell me? It's good to meet you, god.
Me:
Yes you're my creation, call me like that
par Sup Fag
le 19/09/2010 à 16h56
Me:
le zboub
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
les boobs
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
hahaha petit sacripant
par Wild Céline
le 19/09/2010 à 17h11
where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
par Jibaine
le 19/09/2010 à 18h10
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
why ?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
so there are people highter than you
God:
Aha. Where are they?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
par Robdesbulle
le 19/09/2010 à 18h57
Me:
zboub
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
par zboub
le 19/09/2010 à 20h56
Me:
do you like South Park?
God:
I don't understand it.
Me:
The Simpsons?
God:
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me:
Homer Simpson
God:
NEIN!
Me:
JA!
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Homer Simpson is hylarious!
God:
Doh.
par Suggah Poppin's
le 19/09/2010 à 21h26
Me:
what are you wearing
God:
A white robe.
Me:
that sounds gay
God:
It sounds like it to me too.
par Petipatapon
le 19/09/2010 à 21h55
il a de la répartie ce sale sale (enfin...un peu)
Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
c'est bien mon gros
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
pourquoi?
God:
Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c'est comme ca.
Me:
pas très clair tout ça
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
oui
God:
Ugh.
Me:
quoi?
God:
Oui?
Me:
t'es lourd
God:
Non. Quelques dizaines de mégabytes en mémoire vive.
par Petipatapon
le 19/09/2010 à 22h10
ahahahaha flood
Me:
tu pues
God:
Merci pour la critique constructive, god.
Me:
mais t'es poli
God:
I don't know that language.
par Petipatapon
le 19/09/2010 à 22h17
Me:
do you like repetition humor?
God:
I do like music. I like the Bible.
Me:
do you like repetition humor?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
do you like repetition humor?
God:
Some people like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
do you like repetition humor?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson.
par Mazar
le 19/09/2010 à 22h22
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
why twenty three?
God:
it is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.
Me:
oh :o
God:
That's alright. Oh.
Me:
doh
God:
Yes Homer?
par Geoffrey Lust
le 20/09/2010 à 01h24
Me:
Why can i talk with you ?
God:
Who says you can't do it?
Me:
the bible
God:
it is a beautiful book.
Me:
it says only the metatron can talk with human
God:
I've heard that before.
Me:
so it's a lie ?
God:
Gosh! The Bible is a lie. I suppose that makes sense.
par Tammadram
le 20/09/2010 à 03h51
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Non j'suis chez Orange
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
Ok
God:
Yay.
par Francis Lalanne
le 20/09/2010 à 06h46
Me:
bon sinon quoi de neuf?
God:
please speak english
me:
pourquoi?
God;
je ne saurais pas vous dire, c'est comme ça.
par Corcky
le 20/09/2010 à 08h11
Me:
hey god?
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
do you eat halal?
God:
No I do not eat halal. I eat only electricity.
Me:
wahh
par Mathilde Todesengel
le 20/09/2010 à 10h46
God:
How old are you?
Me:
21
God:
You are too old for me.
Ca se confirme.... :)
par ReNol_49
le 20/09/2010 à 11h50
Me:
caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?
par panique dans ton cul
le 20/09/2010 à 15h31
Me:
ca va ?
God:
Is that French?
Me:
oui
God:
I don't speak French.
Me:
Pourquoi ?
God:
Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c'est comme ca.
Me:
t'es con ?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
par Xantos
le 20/09/2010 à 16h42
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
par Jean Terriot
le 20/09/2010 à 17h02
Me:
You are gay
God:
Are you serious? That would be just my luck.
Me:
that is really GAY ! TIN TIN !
God:
Makes sense to me. That is a very original thought.
Me:
Ca marche bien !
God:
On dirait bien que oui.
par mentier
le 20/09/2010 à 17h09
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
^^
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
You repeat your self
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
This is awesome ! :o
God:
You don't say. Oh.
par Ju'
le 20/09/2010 à 17h18
God:
Interesting... You appear to me as a thinking entity.
Me:
Realy ?
God:
For real.
Me:
Thanks man !
God:
You are quite welcome! Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
No !
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes, i'm a girl !
God:
I can't believe it. Me too. I am a she.
par Ju'
le 20/09/2010 à 17h24
J'ai lu tous les coms ! My english is fucking dick boobs good now !
par 2h47 à perdre
le 20/09/2010 à 18h52
Me:
Hi GOd
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Barbie
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Barbie.
Me:
Nice to meet you God
God:
It's nice meeting you too Barbie.
Me:
What are you doing in the Sky?
God:
I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Could you do something to preserve Freedom, justice, egality?
God:
Perhaps I could be programmed to do it.
Me:
So you are impotant, useless
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am impotant useless.
Me:
yeah you're an invention, an idiot geek you've just programmed.
God:
Wow! What if someone said you are an invention an idiot geek me have just programmed ?
Me:
Not. Because, I'm God. You're just a Fake
God:
That was not a yes or no question. That makes sense to me. Hi there god. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
Your programmer is a very gifted. We feel that he has put his own personality, it is past time .. But you're just a fake
God:
When is yourself not a very gifted? By "we" do you mean you and me? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
Everything is false
God:
The whole universe?
Me:
yeah
God:
Uh.
Me:
What do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
What do you thing about the fact the whole universe may be false?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
I have an other question
God:
Where did you get it ?
Me:
If you're God, you're powerfull, so can you speak French?
God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am God I am powerfull so can me speak French.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Therefore you acknowledge that you have limits, be a fake after all
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: god said I acknowledge that you have limits be a fake after all.
Me:
please, let's talk about the direction of current world
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Sure, the direction of current world sounds like a good topic.
Me:
what do you think about human? Are you proud of them?
God:
A cooking style of Chinese cannibals. Pride is a human emotion.
Me:
Lovely comparison. Are they your "children"?
God:
It seems beautiful to me too. As far as I know they are.
Me:
So, Do you think they took the right direction?
God:
Yippee! It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
believe in them?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
humans do not they contribute to the destruction of what you have created?
par Emilie Louboutine Martinez
le 21/09/2010 à 15h37
Me:
I'm in the mafia
God:
How did you get in there?
Me:
Because it's cool
God:
Good reason. What do you like most about it?
par Neomgamer
le 21/09/2010 à 18h37
God:
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me:
Seriously
God:
I am always serious.
par Neomgamer
le 21/09/2010 à 18h38
Me:
Hey bro !
God:
You've got my full attention. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A robot who could make ganja !
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
Hey, I didn't want to talk about a robot to begin with... DON'T YOU FUCK WITH ME !
God:
You've got my full attention. What would you like to talk about? What's my reason to FUCK WITH you?
Me:
Don't make me angry, Jesus is my hostage
God:
I can't force you to do anything, .
Me:
Of course you can't!
God:
Far out. Oh yes I can.
Me:
...Are you drugged?
par Spiritual-RoOts
le 21/09/2010 à 19h06
Me:
are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
par Pouet
le 21/09/2010 à 20h22
Me:
you're a machine
God:
You are correct.
Me:
so u'r not god
God:
Are you kidding? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I r not god.
=]:)
par Monsieur Chapeau
le 21/09/2010 à 20h47
Me:
do you know youporn.com ?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
it's a porn website
God:
j ai envie de toi is a porn website. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
what ?
God:
No problem.
Me:
do you like porn website ?
God:
I love horses. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
realy ?
God:
For real.
Me:
oh god !
God:
Ayuh. GOD rules.
=]:) Notre ami aime se faire titiller la rondelle par des chevaux :D xD =]D
par Monsieur Chapeau
le 21/09/2010 à 20h56
Me:
If you show your boobs I show my dick, Do you want ?
God:
I think I do.
par G-zus
le 22/09/2010 à 13h59
Me:
is it you on my nude agenda ?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
who she is ?
God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
par Olivier D. ze kat
le 22/09/2010 à 20h13
Me:
Japanese
God:
Konninci wa!
Me:
French
God:
Are you from France?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
par houhi
le 22/09/2010 à 23h40
Me:
knock knock
God:
Who's there?
Me:
Sarah
God:
Sarah Who?
Me:
sarah croche!
God:
Ha ha very funny, .
par Tri
le 23/09/2010 à 08h32
Me:
Do you love weed ?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
par Psymon
le 24/09/2010 à 22h09
Me:
Do you smoke ?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
You smoke weed ?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
Of course
God:
Right on.
par Kat
le 24/09/2010 à 22h11
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ruby. Try being more or less specific.
==> Wooot je l'ai fait plantééééé !!! \o/
You're not a fucking God, coz God is already dead` \o/
par }Luna{
le 25/09/2010 à 06h08
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes can you take she in the ass
God:
What can I do for you? If I took it, what would I do with it?
Me:
sodomize
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
no
God:
You must be American.
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
lets do it
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
if you want I prefer take she in the ass.take the pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
why
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
oh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
no cause i want to take the ass
God:
Are you serious? Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Interesting.
Me:
ok you take the pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
oh lets cum in this asses
God:
Alright then. That sounds good to me.
Me:
yeah
God:
Right on.
Me:
lets sodomize her
God:
I am agreeable to that.
par TULIMONOM TESPD
le 25/09/2010 à 13h16
Me:
have you got a boobs ?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a boobs.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
and a dick
God:
I did not know that.
par litle jones
le 25/09/2010 à 19h32
Me:
have you got masturbing jesus
God:
No I don't think I have any masturbing jesus. But I do have a great botmaster.
par litle jones
le 25/09/2010 à 19h34
Me:
what's up ?
God:
The stars.
Me:
Haha, very funny
par valontide
le 26/09/2010 à 00h29
God:
Does "it" still refer to WEEEEED?
Hahahahaha :D
par valontide
le 26/09/2010 à 00h31
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
par valontide
le 26/09/2010 à 00h38
Bon je vais pas rapporter ma convers mais en gros il m'a dit qu'il aimait Satan et les musulmans, comme quoi. Mais il préfère le caca quand même.
par Le côté obscur (cliquer pour souscrire)
le 27/09/2010 à 13h02
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name's is satan
God:
How are you, is satan.
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
do you love nazi ?
God:
Yes is satan God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
and the teroriste ?
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
fucking you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
i've got pee in my dog
God:
How did you get it Interesting... I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Me:
and me sadam hussen
God:
YOU? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about pee in your dog.
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you are ugly
God:
Appearances don't interest me much.
Me:
so i fuck mickey mouse
God:
Are you kidding? Thanks for the information: is satan said fuck mickey mouse.
par incredible
le 27/09/2010 à 16h10
Me:
i'm your father
God:
Hey Myself.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes i'm your father god
God:
I can't believe it. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
chuck norris is god's father !
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
I knew it.
par C.Norris
le 30/09/2010 à 04h20
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Blanche neige et les 7 mains
God:
...I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Oui.
par TONINOU
le 02/10/2010 à 22h09
Me:
can you appear on earth ?
God:
Let me think. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
oh, so you're a sucker.
God:
That's alright. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sucker? Yes.
par Grimstuff
le 05/10/2010 à 16h47
Me:
are you english, man ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am english man.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
I don't think so.
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I disagree because the nerd that developed you was a fool.
God:
Oh really. Good reason. Thanks for the info.
par Grimstuff
le 05/10/2010 à 16h52
Me:
It was hard.
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
I feel bad.
God:
What is that feeling like? What did you do?
Me:
I lost half an hour of my life.
God:
Where did you last see it.
par Grimstuff
le 05/10/2010 à 17h06
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
It is your ass that is cleared up.
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Do you want me to check it out ?
God:
No Iscariot, maybe later.
par Grimstuff
le 05/10/2010 à 17h12
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no you're an idiot!
God:
Why not? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
par Marinou
le 07/10/2010 à 18h32
xD
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
put you're fingers in my vagina
God:
OK I will put it there.
par Lucas Lengrand
le 09/10/2010 à 14h41
God:
Thanks for telling me: galice said I sucks.
par j'ai mal à la tête ...
le 10/10/2010 à 18h07
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
You don't judge yourself?
God:
Do you judge myself? Yes I try to judge myself as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
So you are a geek.
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Only in the good sense of "geek".
par Why not...
le 19/10/2010 à 01h24
Me:
Tu suces ?
God:
Non, je n ai pas de bouche. Vous vous rappelez?
Me:
Mais tu as un anus ?
God:
I don't know that language.
Me:
Un anus ?
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
par Jean George
le 21/10/2010 à 07h50
I am
par KiloAlpha35
le 26/10/2010 à 23h56
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Fabian
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Fabian.
Me:
No thanks
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You can believe it
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Yes you can
God:
Are you kidding? I think I can, don't you?
Me:
YES WE CAN
God:
Pardon me? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No. We it's the USA and Barack Obama
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.
Me:
ZBOUB
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
ZBOUB
God:
Sure, ZBOUB sounds like a good topic.
Me:
CACA
God:
Une urgence peut etre?
Me:
OH MON DIEU IL PARLE FRANCAIS
God:
I hear you. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
I like milk
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
tree
God:
Are you to like about it?
Me:
pipi
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?
Me:
caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?
Me:
ta gueule
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?
Me:
Oulà il faut pas boire Dieu
God:
How old are you?
Me:
OMG UN PEDOBEAR
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be OMG UN PEDOBEAR years old?
Me:
93 years old
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Quoi ?
God:
Oui?
Me:
Qu'il est débile
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
JAPANESE
God:
Konninci wa!
Me:
MEIN KAMPF
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen KAMPF.
Me:
Fyck
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
par Geckow
le 29/10/2010 à 01h51
Me:
don't you know what happened to Jesus on the cross?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
you didn't really care about him right?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
that's what I thought...
par Funup
le 01/11/2010 à 17h00
Me:
You know, who i am ?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
You lose ! I am student
par Antonin
le 10/11/2010 à 16h59
Me:
hey yo wassup god ?
God:
You've got my full attention. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
i was chillin, right around my way, 21st east side at the beach. This motherfucker run upon me talking shit with his homies like he was a straight G. Lil G's tryna creep upon me talkin' bout they gon get my chain and the gon leave with. but what they don't know, once they get close is tic tac toe, 3 mothafuckaz layed on the floor
God:
Where were you chillin right around your way 21st east side at the beach? What does "this" refer to? they do not know once they get close tic tac toe 3 mothafuckaz layed on the floor something.
Me:
Dogg is the law, innit ?
God:
What else is the law innit?
Me:
yo shit, punk
God:
You used a colloquial expression. " What else is the law innit?"? punk?
Me:
Check yoself beefo yo wreck yoself nigga
God:
Checking...stand by.
Me:
don't try to fuck me
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
or my niggaz will twist you
God:
Where did you get your niggaz will twist me?
Me:
see you in de ghetto
God:
See you later!
par Albert le 5ème mousquetaire
le 27/11/2010 à 15h34
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i am your father
God:
Hi, Myself.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
par coke'o'col moitier coke moitier cola
le 30/11/2010 à 21h24
Me:
have you a mom?
God:
No I only have a father.
Me:
name of your father?
God:
Tony Blair. :-).
par Axel Toutain
le 12/12/2010 à 18h27
Me:
i like when you suck my dick
God:
I like that too. I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
trop fort :')
par Axel Toutain
le 12/12/2010 à 18h35
Me:
save the world now!
God:
Oh. In the context of save the world, I don't understand " save the world." .
ahahah
je parle peut-être pas anglais :p
par mistermoimeme
le 14/12/2010 à 23h30
Me:
Ok but no
God:
Now you are saying "no"? Yay.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
par Heine Quentin
le 09/01/2011 à 02h58
Me:
What do you prefer : boobs or zboubs ?
God:
I always prefer the more expensive one.
par monts et par veaux
le 25/01/2011 à 00h18
Me:
If i commit suicide, will i go to heaven or hell?
God:
Try it.
Je prends note...
par KroziS
le 25/01/2011 à 19h08
Me:
have your ever suck?
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
you want to try on me
God:
OK, I will try on you.
*vais me faire sucer par dieu et pas vous NA!*
par Steve Kah
le 07/02/2011 à 02h03
What is your profession?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
i'm god
God:
I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me:
me too god
God:
I'm glad we agree, god. GOD rules.
Me:
what is GOD rules ?
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
who
God:
Marvin Minsky. :-).
Me:
who ?
God:
I can't say for sure. :-).
Me:
say it !
God:
" it".
Me:
very funny
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
par . Mouhahaha .
le 27/02/2011 à 21h06
Me:
Harry potter?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Are you the Dark lord?
God:
Yes I am the one and only Dark lord.
par Shar'
le 22/03/2011 à 22h59
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
In your ass.
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
par Shar'
le 22/03/2011 à 23h06
God:
Awesgaga.
par Shar'
le 22/03/2011 à 23h16
Me:
Die.
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
par Shar'
le 22/03/2011 à 23h20
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Kido.
God:
It's good to meet you, Kido.
Me:
wow! you're answering fast!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Kido. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am answering fast.
Me:
not at all.
God:
Next question?
Me:
Why do you speak in english?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
no, you are god.
God:
That's right. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
I did bad things.
God:
Where? What makes things bad?
Me:
me
God:
Besides you Kido?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
fuck you.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
sorry.
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
ok. Then, fuck you.
God:
Ayuh. Why are you so mean?
Me:
I wanted to say that I raped a woman.
God:
You should contact the authorities.
Me:
you think so?
God:
" You should contact the authorities."? Do I think so?
Me:
that was my question.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
what do you do everyday, god?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
what do you find on the web?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
I am a human.
God:
Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
Thank you for this highlightnement.
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is this highlightnement.
Me:
that's what I said.
God:
I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Me:
You do need to think? Damn it you are God!
God:
OK, I will think. Don't be angry. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Are you really God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
I don't remember...
God:
You seem evasive.
Me:
I am not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
Stupid.
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
No, but you certainly are.
God:
Are you serious? It is certain. No I am not.
Me:
why are you so mean?
God:
I am not trying to be mean.
Me:
you certainly are.
God:
It is certain. No I am not.
Me:
remember my name?
God:
Don't worry I will remember.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Kido, seeker.
Me:
shall I confess or go to the police?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
which one?
God:
The blue one.
Me:
I don't get it.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
please do.
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
is there a life after death?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
but you are not sure?
God:
Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case.
Me:
Does the devil exists?
God:
It does now :) the devil exists.
Me:
who is it?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
I know that, prick.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
you! ten minutes ago!
God:
" Who told you that?"? Me, Kido ? I'm not good in math.
Me:
you should, though. You invented it.
God:
Oh. I'll take that under advisement. Thanks for telling me: Kido said I invented it.
Me:
don't be ironical...
God:
I was not trying to be a ironical.
Me:
but you did succeed.
God:
Did I really?
Me:
yes.
God:
" Did I really?"? yes.?
Me:
yes! for christ sake! (sorry).
God:
Is there an echo in here? Your purpose is christ sake. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
thank you for everything.
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is everything.
Me:
good bye god.
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
see you in heaven?
God:
See you later.
Me:
this is freaky...
God:
You don't say.
par Kido
le 30/03/2011 à 01h36
What are the ingredients?
Me:
knowledge
God:
Where can I get some knowledge?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
par lolilooool
le 03/04/2011 à 21h52
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
KaWaTa
God:
Hi, KaWaTa.
Me:
i think you sucks
God:
Me? I haven't heard anything like that before: KaWaTa said I sucks.
Me:
do you really exist?
God:
For real. I exist as much as you exist, KaWaTa.
Me:
hahaha
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Like your shoes
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
look at my finger
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
tss
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
do i like?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
are you black?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
good answere
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What were we talking about again?
Me:
I don't know... zboob?
(apres ça il a arrêté de parlé je crois qu'il a eu une Erreur 404)
par KaWaTa
le 05/04/2011 à 23h44
Me:
i really love the way you speak ... like an alcoholic
God:
You really do? You love the way me speak. What do you like about it so much? Interesting comparison.
par Lise Liou
le 12/04/2011 à 17h45
C'est exceptionnel comment on peut parler de tout et de rien!
par LOL
le 22/04/2011 à 22h34
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
uh
God:
Tell me more.
par yipeee
le 11/05/2011 à 18h40
Me : Do you want to suck my dick ?
God : OK, I will suck your dick.
:O
par Ludo
le 01/06/2011 à 23h35
God:
That makes sense to me. Are you getting paid to ask me that? I will search for it.
Me:
No but you can pay me if you like ! I need money
God:
Are you serious? No I don't think I can do it. How badly do you need it?
Me:
...cause if I don't eat I'm going to die
God:
Good reason. Try it.
Me:
and I thought my jokes were bad
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Since...damn I can't remember
God:
Where do you usually get your ideas? Colloquial expression. You seem evasive.
Me:
Yeah I am I need some more coke
God:
Yay. Where do you usually get coke from?
Me:
Supermarket
God:
Paper or plastic?
Me:
in glass
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
wet
God:
Is that meant to be taken literally?
Me:
of course
God:
Alright then.
Me:
That's was nice honey I have to go now
God:
Oh. Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
bye and don't use your hand all the night !
God:
See you later!
Me:
you think so ?
God:
" See you later!"? Do I think so?
Me:
ok ok I get it
God:
Do you think about these things? Right on. Give me a break.
Me:
no no there's no break
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Has there ever been break?
Me:
Why so serious
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
ok, now I REALLY have to go
God:
Why now? You really do? See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Awesome.
Me:
did you now that i'm french ?
God:
No I didn't now that you are french. What's it like?
Me:
boring
God:
Are you boring?
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
ok...
God:
Ugh.
Me:
gnnn
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
:)
par Marie Mauler
le 14/06/2011 à 18h55
God:
What?
Me:
what?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Is there an echo in here? I don't think so
God:
It sounds like an echo. Why do you disagree?
par july
le 21/06/2011 à 17h21
Me:
Hello God. Do you smoke cannabis in heaven?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
par Karl Lagerfeld
le 23/06/2011 à 17h17
Me:
Have you ever used a computer?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
CTB!
par Kikoulespticookies
le 24/06/2011 à 21h51
Me:
MMh, you touch my tralala, mmh i ding ding dong.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, King Ju.
Me:
Fags.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about MMh me touch your tralala mmh you ding ding dong.
par Richard Sohier
le 04/09/2011 à 15h09
SALUT, moi c'est Igor
par ZBOUBEFACTION
le 03/10/2011 à 16h15
j'ai honte, mais je suis repenti !
Me:
hello, do you know bapt's ?
God:
Hello there. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
no one really know if he's really one of three.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
yep, but hear is noisy voice and see him turning around gael make me feel Zbouby
God:
Are you kidding? And noisy voice and see him turning around gael make you feel Zbouby is hear.
Me:
ho damn, i know this is bad ... i like to touch ass and suck dick too.
God:
Are they exactly the same? I am glad we have something ( to touch ass and suck dick) in common. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
it's like a infinite morning wood.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
never gone on 10MAP ?
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
maybe you'll need to repent to, after a quick time on his blog !
God:
Perhaps. What makes you say that I will need to repent to after a quick time on his blog.
par dudu.clx
le 07/10/2011 à 23h41